Paralyzing Paris

People say there is a girl who goes from house to house stealing money and jewelry.  It usually leaves them shocked or sort of paralyzed. They call the girl Paralyzing Paris.

One day she went to a cop’s house at 12:00 AM.  She didn’t know it was a cop’s house.  All of a sudden she got caught.  The cop took her to jail.  The cop said, “We finally caught you.  We’ve been looking for you since like… FOREVER!” 

On the way to the jail, Paris unlocked her handcuffs with a black bobby pin and her mouth.  She slowly opened the door, got out, and ran away, very, very quietly.  

When the cop got to the jail he saw she was gone.  He called seven cop cars, five swat vans, 48 FBI dudes and 43 CSI dudes to go after Paralyzing Paris. 

They searched up and down, left and right.  Finally they saw a man and woman that said they saw a picture of her in a cave. 

The next day someone said they saw her board a plane to Hawaii.  That’s all they needed to find her, because she loves fruit.  All they needed to do was to find a hotel that had something to do with fruit. 

Two weeks on the plane and they found her suitcase.  She must have forgotten it.  They opened the case and saw about 100,000,000 valuables.  They had no clue how she got through seven metal detectors.  She must be a pro criminal.

In Hawaii they saw three hotels that had something to do with fruit.  They were:  Fruit Bob, Fruitiness, and Fruits.  They searched each hotel at the front desk for her name.  One of the cops named Alfred found her name.  They got her room number.  It was 7294.  The cops swiftly went in the room.  She was in the shower!  They waited and waited and waited for about a half an hour.

The girl came out and the cops captured her with three handcuffs and a rope.

When they got back to the jail they told her she had a fine of $900,000,000 and 48 years in jail.